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JOHN SMITH STARTED THE DAY EARLY | UNKNOWN AUTHOR

JOHN SMITH STARTED THE DAY EARLY | UNKNOWN AUTHOR

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JOHN SMITH STARTED THE DAY EARLY | UNKNOWN AUTHOR

JOHN SMITH PLAN TO FIND THE AMERICAN DREAM JOB

ALARM CLOCKJohn Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock
(MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6 am.

COFFEEPOT

ELECTRIC RAZORWhile his coffeepot
(MADE IN CHINA ) was perking,

he shaved with his electric razor
(MADE IN HONG KONG ).

DRESS SHIRT
He put on a dress shirt
DESIGNER JEANS(MADE IN SRI LANKA ),

designer jeans
(MADE IN SINGAPORE )

 

TENNIS SHOESand tennis shoes
(MADE IN KOREA )

ELECTRIC SKILLETAfter cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet
(MADE IN INDIA )

CALCULATOR
he sat down with his calculator
(MADE IN MEXICO )

WATCHto see how much he could spend today.
After setting his watch
(MADE IN TAIWAN )

RADIOto the radio
(MADE IN INDIA )

GERMAN CAR BRANDShe got in his car
GAS PUMP(MADE IN GERMANY )

filled it with GAS
(FROM SAUDI ARABIA)

and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.

COMPUTERAt the end of yet another discouraging  and fruitless day checking his Computer
(MADE IN MALAYSIA),

SANDALSJohn decided to relax for a while.  He put on his sandals
(MADE IN BRAZIL )WINE

poured himself a glass of wine
(MADE IN FRANCE )

TVand turned on his TV
(MADE IN INDONESIA ),

and then wondered why he can’t find a good paying job in AMERICA.

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